Real animals on the loose!

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Police need help identifying the alleged criminals pictured above:

Le Chat Noir, a notorious cat burglar, and Canis Major, an infamous canine convict, both currently on the loose, considered to be four-armed and extremely dangerous, especially during the Thanksgiving and Black Friday holiday shopping period, their favourite time of the year for pickpocketing, begging for food and stealing turkey off the table.  If you find yourself walking by one of them, expect to be tied up in no time with the sneaky way they run around your legs and trap you in their leashes.

Until they’re caught, no Thanksgiving leftovers are safe!

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